Eat your heart out

Hello lovelies, I'm Ali. I post lots of strange things I find amusing... X


kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”


hextina:

flirting with your crush like

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pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

(Source: parallelseaarchive)


dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

sassy-rising-angel:

colorfullyfuckedazazel:

genuinewonderment:

sirsquidfish-thefirst:

Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
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no IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER TONY’S FACE OH MY GOD

thor’s pokerface

the fact that Steve sneezes in red and blue and probably white too we just cant see it


officialvoid:

pemsylvania:

inappropriate places to fall asleep. go.

insomniacs support group


kansass:

Eyebrows so strong they bench press 350


clashboarding:

when everyone u know is invited to something except for u

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(Source: milfdud)