Eat your heart out

Hello lovelies I'm Ali. 17. I post random crap and swear too much. X


tea-britannia:

kestrel-bird:

combeferresque:

fourfucks:

all fandoms have that one fucking overused quote that is on 99.9% of the  edits 

always

i dont know if youre agreeing or adding in harry potter

(Source: stilesbolenski)


wifipassworcl:

wifipassworcl:

GUESS WHO’S GOT A DATE THIS FRIDAY

well not me but someone out there probably. you go pal.


thats-slightly-raven:

this tank top makes my boobs look so amazing I just walked into a door because I was distracted by my own cleavage good morning everyone

ATTENTION

skelezor:

TONIGHT BEGINS THE MONTH OF THE SPOOKENING. SKELETONS NOW HAVE DOUBLED CALCIUM LEVELS. 

B E W A R E ~ F U C K B O Y S

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rneowies:

i love star trek!!!!

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(Source: jellys)


iamroboteye:

Today is both Bisexuality Visibility Day and the Autumnal Equinox

I’m not saying bisexuals are the faerie folk of autumn who dance with fauns around sacred fires on cool fall nights, buuuuut let’s look at the facts here

isjustmenow:

fuckyeahftms:

Hello! My name is Kayden. I’m a ftm. I’m 19 years old and pre-everything. I’m currently seeing a gender therapist (which is burning holes in my pockets) and many other funds I have to pay for since my family is absolutely against my transition I am on my own! I’m trying my hardest to save up money, and maybe I’ll get there someday, but I’m trying to come up with ways to make a little extra cash (folks donating, making shit I don’t know…) but I’m struggling. I’m hoping to get on testosterone by the beginning of this next year, but I’ll still be going to therapy which will burn even more holes in my pockets. If you find it in your heart to donate, or share my gofundme, that would be wonderful. 
I’m hoping to go to school in the next couple of years and when I do I’ll be a massage therapist and I will make enough money I can donate to other ftms like myself! Thank you all!
My tumblr: http://kackorotdude.tumblr.com/
My gofundme: http://www.gofundme.com/bb5uls?utm_medium=wdgt

What? What is this attractive man doing on my dash? Idk, but now he’s on your dash. Go do the things.

maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

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I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

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(Source: moraniarty)


faithanddagger:

I don’t care who you are. If your girlfriend falls asleep in your lap, and even after 30 minutes when both of your legs go numb, don’t move. You fucking stay there and appreciate the cute little thing in your lap. If you move you’re weak and natural selection is coming for you.


allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone.