Eat your heart out

Hello lovelies, I'm Ali. I post lots of strange things I find amusing... X

uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
ew fat chicks
why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
haha girls suck at math/science/sports
a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?



I like selfies because I am in complete control of how I am being presented that is powerful like boys on facebook laugh at the “stupid girls taking mirror selfies” and media mocks “generation selfie” but maybe that is because girls are controlling how they are presenting images of themselves to the world and that is scary to them

This is a really good point, damn.

(Source: chlorineblondie)


shout out to everybody who has school soon

i believe in you

you will be excellent this year

and if you’re not that’s ok too it doesn’t mean you’re not smart

just remember to take care of yourself because your mental health is more important than your grades ok?

group hug ily all


spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

"I love dresses and flowers and pretty things."
"I love tattoos and hardcore music and concerts and skinny jeans."


do you ever play cards against humanity and there’s that moment where the perfect card for the hand is in your hand and you just go “my time has come” and lay it down with such grace

and then you don’t get the point









All of us at one point have wanted to be a cat

everybody wants to be a cat. Cause a cat’s the only cat who knows where it’s at.



going back to school like