Eat your heart out

Hello lovelies, I'm Ali. I post lots of strange things I find amusing... X


6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: 6ood)


where do you live?
I'm a vegan

naturallywholocked:

if a girl asks you for a tampon, I dont care how much you hate that bitch if you have one you hand it over no one deserves that level of hell


It's important to help those less fortunate than you. Treat them as your brother.
*hurriedly turn the page*

faboratory:

sleepthroughthealarm:

i’m on a baby names website to name a character

image

one of these things is not like the other

yeah i mean who the frick would name their kid shaelynn


brobecks:

i like wearing lipstick because you leave marks on literally everything omg. kiss a boy’s cheek? my boy now. drink out of a cup? my cup forever. don’t even think about having coffee out of that thing. it’s like marking your territory


howidiotic:

ISN’T IT AWFUL WHEN YOU’RE READING A POST AND YOU ACCIDENTLY REFRESH THE DASHBOARD AND YOU KNOW YOU’RE NEVER GOING TO SEE THE POST AGAIN

*female celebrity's nudes leak*
*masturbates to their nudes*
man i've lost all my respect for *said celebrity*