Eat your heart out

Hello lovelies I'm Ali. 16. I post random crap and swear too much. X


lunar-bunnie:

my

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don’t want 

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unless you’ve got

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kevinshalo:

"What are you twelve"
Yeah on a scale of one to ten bye

(Source: raavenclaws)


noirbettie:

dandehaane:

if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.

mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

(Source: mellowminty)


thenightlifebeforemingus:

Taylor Swift has dated 14 boys in the last 4 years. If not for the sheer number of boys, this might be unremarkable. But dear reader, look closer: what is 14 divided by 4? 3 and a half. Every year, Taylor Swift dates 3 and a half boys. Where are the other halves, Taylor? It just doesn’t add up.

(Source: ghostcongregation)


mishas-cat-ears:

fall out boy: deep songs that sound happy

twenty one pilots: sad songs that make you want to dance

my chemical romance: emo songs with slightly less emo over time

panic! at the disco: songs about having sex that are actually pretty clear they didn’t even try to hide it


bae can we...
nah chill i'm broke as fuck

snorlaxatives:

quiettimeeverytime:

snorlaxatives:

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

in america is everyone ignorant

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast